I needed to think backwards for a while. Thinking backwards I could remember the comfort of being curious and alone.
~ Michael Ondaatje, The Cat’s Table. Vintage, 2012 (via fables-of-the-reconstruction)

(Source: metaphorformetaphor)




Comparison is an act of violence against the self.
~ Maya Angelou (via thelovelyloner)

(Source: loveinspireuniversally)





Ethnicity: White as a toilet.
~ Nicole Richie


Anonymous said:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material


I WOULD SERIOUSLY APPRECIATE TV SHOW SUGGESTIONS

Something like Weeds, or 30 Rock, or Arrested Development….????? Thanks!!!!